Did you know…?

Did you know that Jerry Orbach was the voice of Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast?

Do you know who Jerry Orbach is?

Have you ever watched Law and Order?


How are we even friends?

Have you ever seen Crimes and Misdemeanors?

It’s a Woody Allen movie.

No, it’s not that funny.

It wasn’t meant to be funny.

He’s the guy who arranges to have the dude’s wife killed.

Yeah..THAT guy.

So now you remember him from Law and Order.

Yeah, HE was the voice of Lumiere.

The talking candlestick!

How did you not know that?

Did you not even have a childhood?

How have you gone 16 years without seeing Beauty and the Beast?

Anyways… the next time you catch a re-run of Law and Order, imagine Jerry Orbach as a a talking candlestick. Or vice-versa, whenever you see Beauty and the Beast, imagine Lumiere as Jerry Freaking Orbach. (Rest in Peace).

I’m pretty sure you were already aware that Major Winchester was Cogsworth.

You’ve never seen M*A*S*H?!


~ by aeqvitas on December 23, 2007.

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