and the award for best search term related post goes to…
…probably not this post, but here we go.
First off, I get countless hits from searches for “etrade baby” and “greyhound” related searches, which is why I sort of discontinued this regular feature, but I’ve gotten some really good ones recently, so enjoy!
Bemidji Strip Club: I was in Bemidji, and I gotta tell you, I think that a Strip Club would be a little out of place in the Curling Capital of the USA. – I just did a search on the Yellow pages for Bemidji, and there are in fact no strip clubs in the town. There are stripping “services” but no clubs to speak of. I imagine that if they did have one, it would be Paul Bunyon/ lumberjack themed.
rush hour renegades full house: this takes me back to one of my early posts. For those who don’t remember, this was the name of the Radio show DJed by Uncles Jesse and Joey on Full House. I actually caught an episode yesterday, where the duo invited DJ, Kimmy and Steve for their new segment “Teen Talk” or “Yakkin with Youth” (what to call it was a point of contention between the two hosts). The subject was smoking and peer pressure. I sure learned my lesson – don’t watch episodes of Full House that feature the Rush Hour Renegades.
karaoke internetā: one, I don’t know what the “ā” is for there. two, I still have not mentioned karaoke in any one of my posts, except in posts like these to say that I’ve not mentioned it. To appease these people who keep searching for Karaoke on my blog, I vow to go do Karaoke here within the next two weeks and report in detail back to you.
booby trapped coffee urn: I honestly can think of nothing to say for this. nothing.
Olive Garden cheese biscuits: ah…you are confusing Mediocre italian food with mediocre seafood. Red Lobster has cheese biscuits, while OG has regular ol’ breadsticks. Both of these breads are delicious, but still do not make up for the general mediocrity of their restaurants.
how many unisom for high: this person is an idiot. I’d like to picture him typing this in, bottle of unisom in hand, scouring the web to find out how he can get high because he ran out of money for pot. Maybe he should have watched the abovementioned Full House episode and learned a thing or two about following the crowd.

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