Anything’s possible when you have the Internets

It’s time for my weekly installment of search terms that people have used to find my site. We’ll see some old favourites, some new favourites, and some good ol’ down home fav’rits. Here it goes:

Huckchuckfacts.com: really, people. Huckabee is crazy, and he’s not going to win. Chuck Norris is not that great. Get over it.

hometeam bbq: some damn good bbq. I’m actually honored that my blog was found when searching for this establishment, though I don’t know how I feel that it’s in regard to my Lenten transgressions.

giant mugs: apparently people just really like giant mugs. I must have my hand on the pulse of the internet.

giant mug: I guess they just wanted one mug.

google us: why would someone google “google us”? Maybe it’s an acronym. Group Of Oklahoma Growers Leggo Eggos Under Stress. But that’s just silly.

fun legal contracts: I hope the answer that this person got from their search was that ALL legal contracts are fun. This search is redundant.

red lobster new orleans salmon recipe: clearly this is a closely guarded recipe that red lobster doesn’t want you to have. But I’ve got it right here. You’ll need some bland salmon, and a crap ton of spices. Mix together, cook, and serve with cheese biscuits.

college of charleston oozeball registration: http://alumni.cofc.edu/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?&pid=620. I just thought I would help.

voice actor etrade baby, etrade baby voice, etrade baby voice actor, who does the etrade baby voice?: All of these were searched and resulted in my blog. Apparently I hit a nerve. Again, I’ve got my hand on the internet etrade baby pulse. *note- I like the last search, which someone was kind enough to phrase as a question. They probably think that they should actually be asking jeeves in a grammatically correct manner, lest he be offended.

him adventure: this came up last week. I didn’t understand it then, I don’t understand it now.

discount and bookstore: both, at the same time.

gym feel great: daniel feel sleepy. daniel not want go to school. daniel go gym.

cross country greyhound trip: it’s gonna catch on. people don’t want to pay a million dollars for gas, they don’t want to take off their shoes to travel, and they want to meet new and interesting people. Or they have a sick fascination with those crazy enough to embark on such a trip.

“the ecomony”: yes, other people have spelled it incorrectly - both intentionally and accidentally. Judging from the quotes, I assume that this person was in the former group.

anyone work at red lobster: it would be an awkward experience if there wasn’t anyone working there. You walk in, seat yourself, and stare at your family until you realize that there isn’t actually any food there.

red lobster “salmon new orleans” recipe - ”red lobster” “salmon new orleans” recipe - recipe for salmon new orleans from red lobster: all of these were tried and they’re getting creative with the quotes. It still resulted in them clicking on my blog, so it didn’t help them much.

karaoke running excercises: first dance moves, now workout routines. Karaoke has come a long way. As has my blog, since I haven’t written a single post on karaoke.

karaoke school: coolest school ever

football withdrawal: hang in there, you’ll make it through.

“you must chill! I’ve hidden your keys”: I imagine that this is someone who keeps saying this quote, and just can’t remember where it’s from. The answer to their query is that it is from the movie “The Godfather.” It’s Don Corleone’s snappy response to his godson, as he (the godson) begins crying and asking for help. Classic line.

paintball shooting for 13 year olds: as opposed to regular shooting for non-13 year olds.

“write fake news”: not as easy as it looks, brother. Especially when the Onion doesn’t return any of your emails. Jerks.

working for two companies at same time: are you looking for advice? handy anecdotes? famous people who worked for multiple companies? Well look no further: Deion Sanders played professional baseball and professional football. However, they never made a “Prime Time Baseball with Deion Sanders” for Sega Genesis. Meditate on this.

Rick Moranis: yeah, what happened to Rick Moranis? No one knows.

and finishing it all up with:

fun legal contracts: we began the week looking for fun legal contracts, and a week later that search engine appetite is not sated. Well look on fellow internetter, look on.

~ by aeqvitas on February 14, 2008.